I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
So apparently I’m into choking now
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