Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
