My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
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No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
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What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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