whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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