why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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