Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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