We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
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No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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