bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
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Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
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My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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