im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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