How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
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they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
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You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.