Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
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