Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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