Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Randomize
