We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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