You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
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We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
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THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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