But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
you had me at cake vodka
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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