it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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