idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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