I must be too annoying 4 u.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
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im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
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Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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