you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
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Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
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We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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