It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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