This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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