just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
Randomize
