hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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