Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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