so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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