This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
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I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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