The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Sorry about my life...
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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