do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
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i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
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I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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