But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
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Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
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I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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