I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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