mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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