remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
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