We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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