How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Enjoy the penises
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
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