Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I'm sobbing to NWA
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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