well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
I love you.
Bad choice
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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