Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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