Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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