You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
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I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
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Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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