dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
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just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
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Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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