well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
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While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
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I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
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