they need to just BURY HIM!
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
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