Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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