I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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