Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
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