Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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