sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
the condom got lost in my hair
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Randomize
