So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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