ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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