Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
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I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
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Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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