Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
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Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
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I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
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