yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
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I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
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I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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