We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
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I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
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I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man