I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
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shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
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And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK