one two three fourrrrnication!
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
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Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
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I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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