1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
only if we run a train.
done.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
how does that bad decision feel?
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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