K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
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